⚡ THUNDERCLAP (Indica · 3.5g)
THC: 33.89%
Sharp Front · Slow Roll · Heavy Landing
Strain Essence
Thunderclap arrives the way weather does. The first pull is sharp and fizzy, lime soda and green apple, and then about twenty minutes later the other half of it rolls in and flattens the room.
33.89% THC. The cheapest eighth in this drop and the one people keep asking about by name.
Flavor Profile
First Hit: Sharp lime soda fizz, bright and carbonated on the inhale
Mid-Draw: Green apple candy with a crackle of black pepper through the middle
Finish: Deep earthy close that grounds the whole thing on the exhale
The Thunderclap Effect
The Hit (0-10 min): Fast and electric. A jolt of energy that makes noise sound sharper
The Settle (10-25 min): The charge drains out and a heavy calm rolls in behind it
The Vault (25 min+): Full weight indica landing. The storm passes and takes the evening with it
Lineage
Vortex x Gushers x Mazar
Vortex: the tart citrus fizz and the electric opening minutes.
Gushers: the candy fruit sweetness through the middle of the draw.
Mazar: the old Afghani earth base and the heavy back half.
Connoisseur Reviews ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"Sweet and sour up front then it hit me from behind twenty minutes later" · Cody B., Hawthorne
"Seventeen dollars for something that ends my night. Math checks out" · Alina F., Bell
"Tastes like a soda and lands like a brick. Perfect" · Rudy G., Montebello
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