🛋️ Couch Captain (Indica · 14g)
THC: 33.87%
Sweet earth · Spiced wood · Couch-lock indica
Couch Captain takes command of the sofa and never gives it back. Sweet earth and spiced cedar on the nose, a soft woody body, and a deep indica settle that leaves you captaining the remote all night.
First Hit: Sweet earth.
Mid-Draw: Spiced cedar.
Finish: Soft woody finish.
The Hit (0-10 min): Warm body melt.
The Settle (10-25 min): Sinking into the cushions.
The Deep End (25 min+): Captain of the couch.
★★★★★ “smooth and so relaxing”
★★★★★ “perfect movie night half”
★★★★★ “exactly what the name says”
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