14g 🔥 Funnel Cake

🍩 FUNNEL CAKE (Indica · 14g)
THC: 35.02%

Fried Dough · Powdered Sugar · Fourteen Gram Finale

Strain Essence

Funnel Cake is the top of the fourteen gram lineup and the strongest half ounce in the drop. It smells like a boardwalk in July: fried dough, powdered sugar, and something dark and cookie like sitting behind it.

35.02% THC across fourteen grams. The nugs are chunky and cream colored under a heavy layer of frost that genuinely looks dusted on.

Flavor Profile

First Hit: Warm fried dough and powdered sugar, sweet and rich
Mid-Draw: Dark cookie and cocoa fill the middle, heavier than expected
Finish: Toasted sugar finish that stays on the lips

The Funnel Cake Effect

The Hit (0-10 min): Rich and warm from the start, more comfort than pressure
The Settle (10-25 min): Everything softens. Sound, light, and time all slow down together
The Vault (25 min+): Complete indica landing. Deep, dessert heavy, and permanent for the night

Lineage

Oreoz x Northern Lights x Gushers
Oreoz: the dark cookie and cocoa center that defines the flavor.
Northern Lights: the classic sedative depth and the reliable body weight.
Gushers: the fruit sweetness and the frost coverage on the nug.

Connoisseur Reviews ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Strongest half ounce I have bought here and it tastes like a county fair." · Miguel C., Bellflower
"Seventy dollars for fourteen grams testing at thirty five percent. Done deal." · Kayla S., Lakewood
"Opened the bag at a friends house and four people asked about it." · Devon W., Paramount

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