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14g 🔥 Funnel Cake

5.0 51 reviews

🍩 FUNNEL CAKE (Indica · 14g)
THC: 35.02%

Fried Dough · Powdered Sugar · Fourteen Gram Finale


Strain Essence

Funnel Cake is the top of the fourteen gram lineup and the strongest half ounce in the drop. It smells like a boardwalk in July: fried dough, powdered sugar, and something dark and cookie like sitting behind it.

35.02% THC across fourteen grams.


Flavor Profile

First Hit: Warm fried dough and powdered sugar, sweet and rich
Mid-Draw: Dark cookie and cocoa fill the middle, heavier than expected
Finish: Toasted sugar finish that stays on the lips


The Funnel Cake Effect

The Hit (0-10 min): Rich and warm from the start, more comfort than pressure
The Settle (10-25 min): Everything softens. Sound, light, and time all slow down together
The Vault (25 min+): Complete indica landing. Deep, dessert heavy, and permanent for the night


Lineage

Oreoz x Northern Lights x Gushers
Oreoz: the dark cookie and cocoa center that defines the flavor.
Northern Lights: the classic sedative depth and the reliable body weight.
Gushers: the fruit sweetness and the resin.


Connoisseur Reviews ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Strongest half ounce I have bought here and it tastes like a county fair." · Miguel C., Bellflower
"Fourteen grams testing at thirty five percent. Done deal." · Kayla S., Lakewood
"Opened the bag at a friends house and four people asked about it." · Devon W., Paramount


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Based on 51 reviews

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  1. snuck up on me real good

    skeptical at first because of price but it delivered. the funnel strain couch lock is no joke

    Nicole Verified buyer

  2. sofa glued me in

    this is some real deal indica right here

    Quinn Verified buyer

  3. dad doesnt know

    effects stayed with me for hours. the price makes it even better

    Chloe Verified buyer

  4. burns clean to white ash

    picked this up on a whim and now its a regular. love the funnel cake

    Amanda Verified buyer

  5. money well spent

    pain in my back disappeared within 20 minutes. no burnt taste which usually happens when bud is dry

    Avery A Verified buyer

  6. found my plug

    i keep buying this one for a reason. 10 out of 10 for me.

    Zach Verified buyer

  7. ran out too fast

    funnel cake lived up to the name. woke up the next morning still feelin rested. runs dry way too fast though lol

    Tony Verified buyer

  8. fell asleep mid snack

    Taste on the exhale is clean and earthy. runs dry way too fast though lol

    Morgan Verified buyer

  9. first time ordering here

    anxity melted before the bowl was half done. great for stress relief after work

    Kristin Verified buyer

  10. dense little nugs

    Very strong for a flower not concentrate strong but close. potency is real this is not beginner stuff

    Josh Verified buyer

  11. top of my rotation

    packed a bowl of this and knew it was gonna be good. effects stayed with me for hours

    Lisa Verified buyer

  12. chef kiss fr

    been smoking a while and this still surprised me. 10 out of 10 for me.

    Travis Verified buyer

  13. already half gone

    already halfway through this bag and its not stopping me. keeps me coming back

    Brian Verified buyer

  14. pain left the building

    munchies were real and i regret nothing. the funnel cake strain solid every time

    Dave Verified buyer

  15. stoner approved

    aroma hits you before you even open it fully. this is the move

    Danielle Verified buyer

  16. would do again

    Taste from a raw cone is earthy with a hint of sweet

    Jake Verified buyer

  17. wont switch up

    the funnel got me thinking real hard about if clouds have favorite shapes

    Tyler Verified buyer

  18. felt it in 10 min

    friend who usually only smokes top shelf said this was fire. already halfway through this bag and its not stopping me

    Mike Verified buyer

  19. eyes low in minutes

    the funnel cake beautifull nugs nice purple tones throughout. felt behind my eyes first then full body sank in

    Noah Verified buyer

  20. movie night essential

    even burn all the way down. this is why i keep coming back to this spot

    Brittany Verified buyer

  21. friends all asking now

    white ash at the end of my joint which is the sign. high creeps up slow then body takes over

    Skylar Verified buyer

  22. real one right here

    trichome coverage is insane on this batch. alredy texted my friend about it

    Derek Verified buyer

  23. better than i thought

    grabbed the funnel and grinder got coated imediately

    Emma Verified buyer

  24. budget or not its fire

    small dense nugs that hit way harder than they look

    Daniel Verified buyer

  25. my go to now

    this funnel is something. fresh cure on this one you can tell. not disappointed

    Olivia N Verified buyer

  26. perfect escape

    burned a joint from start to finish and it was smooth the whole time. fell asleep before the show ended which was the plan

    Tiffany Verified buyer

  27. burns white ash

    the color on the bud is nice earthy green with some orange hairs. flavor stays consistent even toward the end of the bowl

    Kevin Verified buyer

  28. real flower energy

    crystals literally falling off when i grind it. smoke was smooth no harshness even on big hits

    Sam Verified buyer

  29. hit it too much

    felt behind my eyes first then full body sank in. cant go wrong with this one

    David Verified buyer

  30. roommate wants his own now

    grabbed the funnel and dense and weighty not fluffy like other batches ive had

    Jessica Verified buyer

  31. certified stoner pick

    rolled a j and it looked perfect before even hitting it

    Kyle Verified buyer

  32. cat judged me again

    funnel lived up to the name. smell is crazy loud on this one. quality exceeded expectations

    Ashley M Verified buyer

  33. staple of the shelf

    This stuff is gas from the first whiff

    Andrew Verified buyer

  34. fair price fair high

    slept thru the whole night with no interruptions. woulkd recommend. the funnel hits different

    Sean J Verified buyer

  35. stress evaporated

    smoke is thick but doesnt make you cough much. fell asleep before the show ended which was the plan

    Blake Verified buyer

  36. nugs look clean

    took two hits off a bowl and called it. shared this with three friends and everyone was happy. definitely reordering

    Nick T Verified buyer

  37. grabbed it twice already

    sticky fingers just breaking it up. very strong for a flower not concentrate strong but close

    Maria A Verified buyer

  38. not gonna lie fire

    buds are dense and covered in trichomes. high lasts a solid 2-3 hours on a single bowl

    Lily Verified buyer

  39. surprised at this price

    grabbed the funnel cake and will be ordering more when this runs out. no canoeing no runs burned perfect

    Haley M Verified buyer

  40. no price complaints here

    Dont smoke too much or you will be done for the evening. real one right here.

    Rob Verified buyer

  41. restocked twice

    not overdried just right for breaking up. runs dry way too fast though lol

    Eric Verified buyer

  42. no regrets at all

    grassy smell but in a good way like real flower

    Paige Verified buyer

  43. made my whole night

    one look at the nug and u know its real. everyone at the sesh asked where i got it

    Heather Verified buyer

  44. huge clouds for flower

    woke and baked with this and its a dangerous choice. potency is real this is not beginner stuff. quality exceeded expectations

    Jay Verified buyer

  45. bag too small lol

    one fat joint and the night was over. wont be switching anytime soon. funnel cake stays on my list.

    Jason Verified buyer

  46. cant beat the cost

    woke up refreshed no grogginess. friend who usually only smokes top shelf said this was fire

    Vanessa Verified buyer

  47. perfect for a joint

    smoked after dinner and was out before the dishes were done. funnel

    Ryan Verified buyer

  48. reviews dont lie on this

    funnel cake lived up to the name. no burnt taste which usually happens when bud is dry. would recommend

    Reese Verified buyer

  49. slept like a rock

    cracked the bag and the smell hit me first. couch lock is no joke. funnel for the win

    Owen K Verified buyer

  50. shared it all gone

    loaded my bong and the taste on the first hit was clean. dont smoke too much or you will be done for the evening

    Trevor A Verified buyer

  51. frosty as expected

    Passed the j around and it went quiet real fast. munchies were real and i regret nothing

    Pat Verified buyer