{"product_id":"in-da-couch-og","title":"In-Da-Couch OG","description":"\u003cp\u003e🛋️ In-Da-Couch OG (Indica · 3.5g \/ 14g)\u003cbr\u003eTHC: 34.50%\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSink in and stay there · Full-body melt · Zero plans required\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIn-Da-Couch OG is the strain that turns your sofa into a destination. Built for the moments when the only thing on the calendar is doing absolutely nothing. The buds hit heavy, the high hugs deeper, and the outside world fades into background noise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAt 34.50% THC this is not a starter strain. This is for the experienced smoker who knows the couch is not a piece of furniture. It is a lifestyle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFirst Hit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Creamy gas and sweet earth with a soft citrus edge.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMid-Draw:\u003c\/strong\u003e Warm vanilla and spiced wood roll across the tongue.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic OG kush funk that hangs in the best way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Hit (0-10 min):\u003c\/strong\u003e A slow wave rolls from the shoulders down. Your breath gets longer. The room gets quieter.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Settle (10-25 min):\u003c\/strong\u003e The body locks in. Limbs feel weighted in the best way. The couch wins.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Vault (25 min+):\u003c\/strong\u003e Deep, anchored relaxation. Sleepy, smiling, and not moving anytime soon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOG Kush x Unknown Heavy Indica\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eOG Kush\u003c\/em\u003e brings the fuel-forward nose and reliable body high.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eThe heavy indica parent\u003c\/em\u003e dials the sedation to the max and stretches the couch-lock into overtime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e★★★★★ “I made it to the kitchen once. Barely.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e★★★★★ “My couch has never felt this expensive.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e★★★★★ “This is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e⚡🚨 GRAMAZON FREEBIE ALERT 🚨⚡\u003cbr\u003e\n🔥 Lowest Minimum Order in California, just $48!\u003cbr\u003e\n🎁 Freebies start at $48: pre-rolls, edibles, essentials.\u003cbr\u003e\n🚀 Spend $109+ → FREE 1g wax OR FREE 3.5g flower\u003cbr\u003e\n👉 No fine print. Only real rewards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gramazon","offers":[{"title":"3.5g","offer_id":52954254049569,"sku":null,"price":18.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"14g","offer_id":52954254082337,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0786\/0227\/3057\/files\/in-da-couch-og_0_0_a9dd436d-a290-4376-a4b0-cb3eeca59573.png?v=1783384624","url":"https:\/\/getgramazon.com\/products\/in-da-couch-og","provider":"Gramazon","version":"1.0","type":"link"}