{"product_id":"happy-gilmore","title":"Happy Gilmore","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHAPPY GILMORE (Indica — 3.5g)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 35.23%\u003cbr\u003e⚡ Golf Course Gas · Tee Time Terps · Full Body Knockout\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Strain Essence\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHappy Gilmore swings hard and never misses. A triple-cross of Happy Dad OG, Gilmore Glue, and Watermelon Punch that delivers a crushing indica high with a sweet, fruity entrance. The euphoria hits clean and fast before a full-body wave rolls through and pins you to the couch. Championship-level potency with a smile on its face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🍓 Flavor Profile\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInhale:\u003c\/strong\u003e sweet watermelon candy, fresh melon rind, tropical punch\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMid-Draw:\u003c\/strong\u003e gassy kush fuel, earthy pine, sticky resin\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e creamy melon sweetness with a smooth, gluey exhale\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧠 Effects\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInitial:\u003c\/strong\u003e uplifting euphoria + happy, giggly headspace\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMiddle:\u003c\/strong\u003e body melts heavy; muscles unwind completely\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLong-Term:\u003c\/strong\u003e deep sedation — total couch lock, lights out\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🌱 Lineage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHappy Dad OG × Gilmore Glue × Watermelon Punch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eHappy Dad OG\u003c\/em\u003e — euphoric onset + classic OG backbone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eGilmore Glue\u003c\/em\u003e — sticky resin monster + heavy body lock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eWatermelon Punch\u003c\/em\u003e — tropical sweetness + fruity terps\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💬 Customer Love\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cbr\u003e\n\"Hit a hole in one with this strain. Out cold in 30 minutes.\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\"Watermelon flavor is insane. Smooth and heavy.\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\"Best new drop on the menu. Don't sleep on this one.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚡️🚨 GRAMAZON FREEBIE ALERT 🚨⚡️\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔥 Lowest Minimum Order in California — just $48!\u003cbr\u003e\n🎁 Freebies start at $48 — pre-rolls, edibles, or essentials with every order.\u003cbr\u003e\n🚀 Spend $109+ to unlock 1g wax (FREE) or 3.5g flower (FREE).\u003cbr\u003e\n👉 No fine print. No games. Just real rewards — only at Gramazon.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gramazon","offers":[{"title":"👉 3.5g","offer_id":52587689541921,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0786\/0227\/3057\/files\/happy-gilmore.png?v=1776711859","url":"https:\/\/getgramazon.com\/products\/happy-gilmore","provider":"Gramazon","version":"1.0","type":"link"}