{"product_id":"14g-🔥-funnel-cake","title":"14g 🔥 Funnel Cake","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🍩 FUNNEL CAKE (Indica · 14g)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTHC: 35.02%\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFried Dough · Powdered Sugar · Fourteen Gram Finale\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStrain Essence\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunnel Cake is the top of the fourteen gram lineup and the strongest half ounce in the drop. It smells like a boardwalk in July: fried dough, powdered sugar, and something dark and cookie like sitting behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e35.02% THC across fourteen grams. The nugs are chunky and cream colored under a heavy layer of frost that genuinely looks dusted on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFlavor Profile\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFirst Hit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Warm fried dough and powdered sugar, sweet and rich\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMid-Draw:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dark cookie and cocoa fill the middle, heavier than expected\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Toasted sugar finish that stays on the lips\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Funnel Cake Effect\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Hit (0-10 min):\u003c\/strong\u003e Rich and warm from the start, more comfort than pressure\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Settle (10-25 min):\u003c\/strong\u003e Everything softens. Sound, light, and time all slow down together\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Vault (25 min+):\u003c\/strong\u003e Complete indica landing. Deep, dessert heavy, and permanent for the night\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLineage\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOreoz x Northern Lights x Gushers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eOreoz: the dark cookie and cocoa center that defines the flavor.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eNorthern Lights: the classic sedative depth and the reliable body weight.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eGushers: the fruit sweetness and the frost coverage on the nug.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eConnoisseur Reviews ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Strongest half ounce I have bought here and it tastes like a county fair.\" · Miguel C., Bellflower\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e\"Seventy dollars for fourteen grams testing at thirty five percent. Done deal.\" · Kayla S., Lakewood\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e\"Opened the bag at a friends house and four people asked about it.\" · Devon W., Paramount\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚡🚨 GRAMAZON FREEBIE ALERT 🚨⚡\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Lowest Minimum Order in California, just $48!\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Freebies start at $59: pre-rolls, edibles, essentials.\u003cbr\u003e🚀 Spend $109+ → FREE 1g wax OR FREE 3.5g flower\u003cbr\u003e👉 No fine print. Only real rewards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gramazon","offers":[{"title":"14g","offer_id":53239989109025,"sku":null,"price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0786\/0227\/3057\/files\/funnel-cake.jpg?v=1786413298","url":"https:\/\/getgramazon.com\/products\/14g-%f0%9f%94%a5-funnel-cake","provider":"Gramazon","version":"1.0","type":"link"}