🔥 Exotic: Zazooka

🌈 Zazooka

Indica-Dominant Hybrid | THC: 35.9%
Genetics: Gelato #33 × Zkittlez × Royal Mints

💨 Strain Essence:

Zazooka is loud, luscious, and made to impress. With sky-high potency and a terp profile that swings from candy to gas to cool minty cream, this one wraps your senses up and then shuts your body down in the most beautiful way. It’s what happens when pure flavor meets full power.

🍬 Flavor Profile:

• Inhale: Rainbow Zkittlez + creamy sherbet

• Mid-Draw: Deep gelato gas with a minty kiss

• Finish: Earthy cookie dough and frosty pine

💥 Effects:

• Initial: Euphoric candy headrush, warm cheeks

• Middle: Eyes glassy, body fully reclined

• Long-Term: Meditative, sedated, tension? Gone.

🌿 Craft & Potency:

Zazooka is ultra high-grade flower — dense, sticky, and shimmering with trichomes like it’s been dusted with diamonds. The cure is perfect: soft snap, heavy nose, and a clean, slow burn. You'll see bold greens with royal purples and flame-orange hairs. This isn’t "good weed" — this is elite.

🧪 THC: 35.9%
📉 Indica-Dominant Hybrid — built for nighttime, not knock-out. Chill, not coma.

💬 Customer Reactions:

"I hit this and instantly said, 'Oh yeah, this is different.'"
"Zazooka makes you feel like you're made of marshmallows."
"35.9% and it tastes like candy? Say less. This is fire."

🧬 Lineage Recap:

Gelato #33 × Zkittlez × Royal Mints
(Heavy hitters. Deep flavor. Big gas.)