🍮 Crème Noir

🍮 Crème Noir (Indica)

Lineage: Gelato #45 × Forbidden Fruit × Velvet Hash
THC: 33.76%

✨ Strain Essence

Crème Noir is your after-hours indulgence — a dessert-forward indica masterpiece that blends rich fruit, creamy kush, and velvet sedation. Smooth, slow-burning, and utterly luxurious, it’s crafted for deep calm, sensual unwind, and flavor that lingers long after the smoke fades.

🍇 Flavor Profile

Inhale: Sugared berries and whipped cream with a cool floral lift
Mid-Draw: Melted caramel, faint vanilla kush, and warm spice
Finish: Dark plum resin layered with cocoa and oak

🛋️ Effects

Initial: Gentle euphoria behind the eyes — pressure lifts, mood melts
Middle: Heavy tranquility — muscles loosen, thoughts drift
Long-Term: Body-numbing calm with dreamy lucidity — the definition of “done for the night”

🌿 Craft & Potency

Hand-trimmed, slow-cured, and shimmering with frost, Crème Noir is built for connoisseurs who want luxury-level potency with rich terpene depth. Expect creamy smoke, elegant aroma, and a sedative pull that hits like velvet thunder.
THC: 33.76% — undeniably top-tier.

💬 Customer Testimonials

“Crème Noir hits like dessert and dreams had a baby. Smooth, creamy, knockout calm.”

“The flavor’s unreal — berries, cream, kush, and candlelight. My go-to nightcap.”

“One bowl and I’m melted into the couch, smiling at nothing. Pure evening luxury.”