Zen Master

🔥 Zen Master (Indica — 14g)

THC: 33.76%
⚡ Deep. Smooth. Locked.

✨ Strain Essence

Zen Master is the kind of flower that whispers rather than screams. Rich chocolate and earth notes settle into your lungs like warm syrup, immediately grounding you into a state of profound calm. This is pure indica lineage at its finest — sticky, dense buds that stick to your fingers and deliver a creeping body high that builds into complete, blissful couch lock.

🍬 Flavor Profile

Inhale: Chocolate, dark cocoa, earthy spice
Mid-Draw: Sweet cream, subtle gas, roasted undertones
Finish: Lingering earth, soft pine, smooth fade

🧠 Effects

Initial: Gentle mental ease, warm relaxation spreading through shoulders and neck
Middle: Body melts deeper, limbs feel heavy and content, mind quiets down
Long-Term: Full-body lock perfect for evening sessions, late-night wind-downs, or weekend recovery days

🌱 Lineage

Bubba Kush × Velvet Crumble × Desert Haze

Gelato 33 — Chocolate earthiness and deep couch lock

Strawberry OG — Premium genetics and balanced effects

Desert Haze — The secret sauce that ties it all together

💬 Customer Love

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"One bowl in and I was sunk into my couch for hours."
"Tastes like dark chocolate with a hint of gas — hits exactly like it should."
"This is what top-shelf indica should taste like. Nothing else compares."

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