Cookie Jar Knockout

🔥 Cookie Jar Knockout (Indica — 3.5g)

THC: 35.11%
⚡ Heavy, Sweet, Creeping

✨ Strain Essence

Cookie Jar Knockout hits like its name suggests—a slow, deliberate descent into deep relaxation. The initial sweetness gives way to a warm, sticky sensation that settles deep into your body, leaving you locked to the couch with a satisfied smile. This is the strain you reach for when you're ready to commit to the evening and let everything melt away.

🍬 Flavor Profile

Inhale: Sweet vanilla cookie dough, subtle grape undertones
Mid-Draw: Creamy butter, hints of berry jam, light fuel
Finish: Earthy pine, lingering sweetness, clean exhale

🧠 Effects

Initial: Immediate calm, mental clarity that softens into euphoria
Middle: Body weight increases, muscles relax, euphoric warmth spreads
Long-Term: Deep couch lock, perfect for evening sessions or weekend unwinding—ideal for sleep prep or chill movie nights

🌱 Lineage

Granddaddy Purple × Golden Cookie Batter OG × Arctic Thunder

Granddaddy Purple — Deep relaxation, grape sweetness, body sedation

Glookies — Creamy flavor, potent effects, smooth smoke

Arctic Thunder — Chilled sensation, heavy hitting, premium potency

💬 Customer Love

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"One bowl and I was sunk into my couch for the night."
"Tastes like dessert but hits like a sledgehammer—no joke."
"This is the heavy hitter I've been looking for. Top-shelf indica energy."

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