Happy Gilmore

HAPPY GILMORE (Indica — 3.5g)

THC: 35.23%
⚡ Golf Course Gas · Tee Time Terps · Full Body Knockout

✨ Strain Essence

Happy Gilmore swings hard and never misses. A triple-cross of Happy Dad OG, Gilmore Glue, and Watermelon Punch that delivers a crushing indica high with a sweet, fruity entrance. The euphoria hits clean and fast before a full-body wave rolls through and pins you to the couch. Championship-level potency with a smile on its face.

🍓 Flavor Profile

Inhale: sweet watermelon candy, fresh melon rind, tropical punch
Mid-Draw: gassy kush fuel, earthy pine, sticky resin
Finish: creamy melon sweetness with a smooth, gluey exhale

🧠 Effects

Initial: uplifting euphoria + happy, giggly headspace
Middle: body melts heavy; muscles unwind completely
Long-Term: deep sedation — total couch lock, lights out

🌱 Lineage

Happy Dad OG × Gilmore Glue × Watermelon Punch

• Happy Dad OG — euphoric onset + classic OG backbone
• Gilmore Glue — sticky resin monster + heavy body lock
• Watermelon Punch — tropical sweetness + fruity terps

💬 Customer Love

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"Hit a hole in one with this strain. Out cold in 30 minutes."
"Watermelon flavor is insane. Smooth and heavy."
"Best new drop on the menu. Don't sleep on this one."

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